Memorable Christmas Moments

Mom: I made the soup from scratch
Regan: Let's go through to garbage to see if she's telling the truth.

Regan: Did Waldo eat an entire plate of butter?
Mom: Look at the teeth marks!

Regan: If I had a band, I would call it the flaming poodles.

Mom: Regan, your stocking is bigger because I love you more.
Regan: I know.
Mom: You've always been my favourite, darling.

Baba: (lying comatose on the couch singing christmas carols to herself)

Regan: 12 hours of the burning log...
Gido: You see? The burning log. I don't get the burning log anymore. I have satellite.

Gido: I get 12 free channels of pay per view. But your Baba and I haven't watched any movies. They're all ... adult. I can't even say the names of some of those shows.
Mom: One day we're all going to come over and watch porn with you, dad.

Bri: Let's give thanks.
Mom: It's not thanksgiving, Brianna.

Gido: (wrapping his new scarf around his head). I am an arafat - let's bomb America!

Bri: (inspecting new suitcase, noticing a piece of fabric called the 'roots tear test") - look, it's got a rip test!
Regan: Yes, but can it be punctured?
Bri (puncturing fabric) - yes, yes it can.
Regan: do you think we could rip it from the puncture hole now?
(meanwhile, my mom cowers as we proceed to destroy my new luggage)

And that was just christmas eve. We just finished opening presents; my grandparents and brother teamed up to buy me new roots luggage, and naturally, I cried. I also got a Victoria's Secret purse from my Auntie Daria, which I can't wait to fill with all my junk.

And with that - a merry christmas to all, and to all a good night :)