The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, clubbing, drank martinis , always had a clean house, never had to cook, slept with whomever she pleased...did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, traveled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money, and had the entire bed and all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre to watch chick flicks, never watched football, never wore fucking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants all the time.
The End
2 comments:
Is this your way of saying Steve proposed? :P
and then that girl grew old, realized that she'd never been laid and had taken out her decades of sexual frustration on everyone else, regretted it, and then acquired 42 cats to keep her company for the rest of her miserable life. And she grew a mustache. But she had a tremendous singing voice nonetheless....
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